All cats welcome

I have a lot of cats. It all started not too long ago when I stupidly put out food on my back porch, hoping to tempt a crying kitten to come eat. It didn't work. It did draw all the other cats in my neighborhood and now I can't get rid of them. When asked how many cats I have, I say I don't know. Because I don't. There are a lot. They come and go. And come again.